McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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