it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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