If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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