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  • 90 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:01pm

    You tube link... now. Or it's fake.

  • 94 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:34am

    FAIL. maccas is what they call McDonalds in australia. this story is bullshit.

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:50am

    Is it on youtube? I NEED to see this! if it is, my email's dossat7@yahoo

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:30pm

    Still waiting for the youtube link.

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:12am

    Oh I wish this shit was on youtube!

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:42pm

    video or it didn't happen.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:36am

    too long to be a txt. FAIL

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:11pm

    dude i always try to climb out of cars when im blackout... i almost fell out on the highway if it hadn't been for child safety locks lol

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Ub3r_Crippl3 on Jun 5, 10 at 9:20pm

    Too long does not mean fake! A text over the limit is separated into two or more texts, the op probably just decided to consolidate it into one text

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:55am

    Why would his knuckles be bruised?

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:11pm

    Please tell me its actually on youtube!

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:09pm

    I would have loved to have witnessed that

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:39pm

    "Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy." would've probably been more than enough...

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:58pm

    i LOVE this. hahahahahaha

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:19pm

    sorry. i smell a fake.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:22pm

    I bet this was some funny shit!!! If there is a YouTube link please post it

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:07pm

    verizon to verizon (at least) can text this much, so gtfo 6:36

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:33pm

    yay! southeast michigan.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:06am

    omg, this one made me cry I laughed so hard. thank you for that.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:35pm

    yea I love to write short stories on my cell phone and text message them to my friends. This is B.S.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:23am

    ann arbor, ypsi, canton. whatev. maccas is alllll that matters.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:33am

    ..I'm thinking more or less Monroe..

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:01am

    who cares, its funny

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:22pm

    LMAO!!! way to go 734 this had to be Westland

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:00am

    I'm Australian does my head in that we can't post here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:08pm

    im australian, and yeah we call McDonalds "maccas" over here. post the link!

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:49am

    Being youtube worthy and being on youtube are not necessarily the same thing.

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:01pm

    only Ann Arbor is this epic.

  • 62 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:11pm

    no way is it westland ann arbor

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:37pm

    i'm thinkin taylortuckey

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:41am

    i like chocolate milk

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:56pm

    If this was real I hope he wasn't the one driving. That's awful.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:47pm

    LOL. one time I was super drunk at a club with my friends, and I disappeared on them...to go to the Burger King next door...which was closed by that point...so I walked through the drive through...wearing my friend's grad dress (it was a couple years after grad) and sat on the picnic table outside eating the food while they were inside the club looking for me. hahah.