I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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