take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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