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  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:53am
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    for real, i dont think jesus would be too offended. turtles are pretty fucking cute.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:39am
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    God, apparently, made Jesus "homely" and turtles cute so that's gotta say something. and why would you want Jesus to be cute? that's gross.

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:54pm
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    Turtles are fucking adorable.

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:45pm
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    Obviously 5:32 was joking, hence the Caps..

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:24pm
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    I don't think "cute" is what JC was going for, so you're probably ok.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:38pm
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    Jesus wasn't handsome. It says so in the Bible that God made him "homely" (A.K.A. Ugly) on purpose so people would listen to him and not constantly stare at him.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:32pm
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    Jesus is the SUN of God.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:37pm
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    5:32 is retarded and spelt son wrong

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:26pm
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    since when are shaved cunts CUTE, 6:34? :\

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:40pm
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    unless 5:32 was going for some joke, in which case he/she is still retarded.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:56pm
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    I bet Jesus jacked it. I mean, he may've been the son of god n shit.. But he was still human. I mean, 13 yo Jesus was probably pimply and jackin it all the time. Sneakin sips of wine n shit, gettin tipsy. You know.

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:26pm
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    Sheridan represent...

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:33am
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    damn... time to start building the giant golden turtles...

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:12pm
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    I LIKE TURTLES! <3 that video.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:03pm
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    Watch Zeitgeist and you'll understand 5:32.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:40pm
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    Turtles > Jesus, cause turtles are still alive.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:35pm
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    Now there's an unexpected juxtaposition, 6:34.

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 1:24am
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    Hahaha made my night :)

  • 6 13
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Mar 10, 12 at 4:21pm
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    Jesus and the Easter Bunny are equally as real as each other. I wouldn't be too worried.

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:16pm
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    no. because no one wants to watch a most likely shitty movie.

  • 30 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:15pm
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    what the fuck is "fapped" im going to assume you're either brittish, canadian, or australian so GTFO!

  • 27 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:05pm
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    jesus never fapped. its such a sin to jerk off because your not trying to reproduce so you cant cum