Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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