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  • Submitted by Hedonistic on Mar 6, 12 at 4:17pm

    Make it a cowboy hat from a Ken doll and call him John Wang.

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      Submitted by porksword on Mar 6, 12 at 6:12pm

      I have a saddle for my balls!

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on Mar 7, 12 at 2:48pm

        And I have a leather riding crop and spurs! LOL!!!

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      Submitted by jonathan171 on Mar 7, 12 at 3:24am

      Is that you John Wang? Is this me?

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      Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 7, 12 at 7:47am

      point out the slant eye and call him long dong il

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 6, 12 at 7:27pm

    "Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?"

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 6, 12 at 8:46pm

      nice league of their own reference

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      Submitted by Malicius on Mar 6, 12 at 8:56pm

      Great movie

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    Submitted by Thompson11 on Mar 6, 12 at 4:14pm

    Gotta have the cane and the monocle too.

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    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Mar 6, 12 at 5:37pm

    They're called condoms...

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    Submitted by haynay23 on Mar 7, 12 at 1:22am

    Best ever comments ever!!! Btw am I the only one who thinks of the helmet as something that's already there?

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    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Mar 6, 12 at 4:36pm

    A helmet would be more appropriate.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 6, 12 at 5:08pm

    Baseball cap!

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 6, 12 at 5:53pm

    thank God eighty eight isn't here, though I'm sure it'd have something highly intellectual to say...

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      Submitted by ck24 on Mar 6, 12 at 8:54pm

      Makes you wish firstyfirst was back -_-

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Mar 7, 12 at 3:05am

    Grown bush and get a top hat and Abe Lincolns back!

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 12, 12 at 3:04pm

    Does anyone else think that this is a reference to being circumcised? It's a hat or helmet if you're cut and a sleeve or elephant trunk if you're not...??

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 6, 12 at 8:09pm

    the lil football helmet clocks you get in Mexico make great penis helmets

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    Submitted by Jess1991 on Mar 6, 12 at 4:48pm

    how many points for a blow job