I'd wear matching sweaters with you
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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