If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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