I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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