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  • 82 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:28pm

    i dont think jeff tries to be funny but rather states why the text is supposed to be funny. when the text is lame the analysis is also lame

  • 72 73
    Submitted by semondemon on Mar 18, 10 at 12:05am

    Fuck you. You know how much of a turn off vampires are for guys

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:14pm

    you need to be giving them BJ's with your vampire teeth on

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:51am

    Haha I love halloween

  • 71 75
    Submitted by isy on May 19, 10 at 7:33pm

    @semondemon, speak fo your self muthafuka

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:39pm

    1:11. U are an idiot because twilight vampires do not have fangs. If ur going to say someone is wrong, u should make sure of it first

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:21pm

    Dear 1:11~ Douchenozzle?? I LOVE it! I'm so gonna use that!

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:11pm

    12:18 Twilight sucked, but the vampires DO have fangs. Read up or something. At least get your hateration on right, ya douchnozzle.

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:56am

    MORE IMPORTANTLY: My man likes it when I bite his neck with my vampire teeth in. Kissing and blowjobs aren't all that different from normal, though.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:01pm

    Really , Jeff? 2 posts?

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:57pm

    1:11 is correct. vampires do not have fangs. and by vampires, i mean well-written ones that aren't watered down effeminate sparkly crap. see Lestat/Louis or Dracula for the former.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:59am

    As in multiple dudes?

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:06pm

    omfg I am too!!!!!!!!!!

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:09pm

    First Jeff post was funny but not 2nd I think first Jeff is real one

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:43pm

    skip the kissing and save the "surprise" for the blow job.

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:00pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because she is excited to see what kissing is like with a pair of vampire teeth in! -Jeff

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:50pm

    theres so many things wrong with Twilight....its politically incorrect....regardless if its a movie thats make believe....they just throw out tons of BS. How you Sepose to get a Hard On If there is no blood traveling through your veins??????? fuck that

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:07pm

    Will the real jef please stand up

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:34pm

    You all suck. Bitches that will kiss an asshole with fake teeth should date my grandpa

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:20pm

    how much you wanna bet this person was a twilight type vampire instead of a dracula type vampire? or in other words a fake vampire instead of a real vampire

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:27pm

    These Halloween texts are funny

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:08am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:15pm

    what you really need to do is stick the vampire teeth in your pussy before they drill you

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:52am

    hahah wow I can't eitherrrrr hahahh I'm being a vampire and yeahso we match!!!!!

  • 43 54
    Submitted by pinkberribaby on Feb 27, 11 at 10:20pm

    If ur calling them "dudes" u woulnt b getting any kissing honey

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:01pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:05pm

    How sad! I thought there was only 1 Jeff

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:27pm

    They end up getting in the way/ falling out. Not anywhere close to being sexy.

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:59pm

    Vampires are satainic. Sincerely, David Schulberg

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:18pm

    Get with the trend people, vampires don't have fangs anymoore. Per twilight

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:46am

    I wish YOU would grow the fuck up and realize Twilight IS STUPID BULLSHIT AND EDWARD IS NOT REAL. Lonely teenage girls, go crawl in a small hole without enough breathing room.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:17pm

    If i were going as a vampire I would most def skip the kissing and be giving lots of blow jobs 12:43. Love, Roxy

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:01pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:23pm

    1:46 HAHAHAHAHHA CALM DOWN :)

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:55pm

    ...that's stupid. slut.

  • 53 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:03pm

    first jeff is a fake, nice try but no ! at the end

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:47pm

    I LOOOOOVE twilight <3 it is amazing. I wish people would grow up and stop hating on it!! Seriously grow up and MOVE ON! :) Thanks, Jo

  • 51 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:54am

    Well it depends if it's the cheap vamp teeth you get from those claw machines take them out if it's the ones from costume stores that are just fangs you kinda glue to your teeth you're good so long as the person don't want tongue or mind getting there's scraped a bit haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:00pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because she has fake teeth in and wants to surprise the first guy she kisses. -Jeff