All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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