just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we're making bets on your personal life
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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