suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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