In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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