Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I won the penis lottery.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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