you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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