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  • Submitted by trollinator on Jul 16, 10 at 1:24pm

    Fuck you firsty... Ya piece of shit...

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 16, 10 at 1:50pm

    Your mom screams? Was that just a general statement?

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    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:36pm

    I hope it didn't happen in that order

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    Submitted by hurst on Jul 16, 10 at 1:25pm

    Sounds kinda like the beginning of American Pie 2.

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    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 17, 10 at 1:10pm

    Try not having sex with your sister.

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    Submitted by kmaestro on Jul 16, 10 at 5:10pm

    Oh my...Did she at least get off first? If not, then definitely bad night...

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    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 16, 10 at 1:17pm

    sounds like a good situation to me. Firsty do you need a drink before you say your firsty

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    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 3:30pm

    I love how kids are getting so pissed at comments. On an app. For an iPhone. Maybe don't read te comments if they make you mad..? Of course not because that's the smart thin to do

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    Submitted by RugbyIsLife on Jul 16, 10 at 2:00pm

    Lol damn

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    Submitted by Blowed on Jul 16, 10 at 1:51pm

    Haha firsty is always firsty

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    Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 16, 10 at 1:17pm

    Hi mom this is my new girlfriend. At least u kno she's clean...

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 1:17pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty!

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      Submitted by marsho on Jul 16, 10 at 2:17pm

      no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

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        Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 3:24pm

        if noone cares, then why did i get 23 thumbs up? :)

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          Submitted by TowerCrane on Jul 16, 10 at 4:32pm

          it's actually "no one".

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    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:44am

    Pretzel flavored lead based paint chips?... Well maybe if I was firsty...

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    Submitted by no_one on Jul 16, 10 at 10:46pm

    @TowerCrane LIES! I do not care!

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    Submitted by mrsjackjohnson on Jul 19, 10 at 1:21pm

    Hahahahhahahaha

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    Submitted by maddox on Jul 16, 10 at 10:37pm

    hey firsty, go eat lead based paint chips.

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    Submitted by thisdude on Jul 16, 10 at 7:21pm

    That's a good night. For sure.

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    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jul 18, 10 at 11:17pm

    A bit like Grandma's Boy, only less nerdy because an actual woman was involved.

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    Submitted by pretzellls on Jul 17, 10 at 2:20am

    Juliasoccer how did you make firsty firsty that's my job!! Haha :) lol

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    Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jul 17, 10 at 2:17am

    Sorry firsty I didn't mean to make u firsty... :)

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 2, 12 at 9:47am

    Interesting three way.