Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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