I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You smell like stripper and shame
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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