We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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