OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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