fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize