I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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