Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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