You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by sevensevenseven on Mar 28, 11 at 3:22pm

    You forgot to add that you only made it four blocks.

  • Submitted by mimo14 on Mar 28, 11 at 3:46pm

    Love third eye blind. Love grapes. Love marijuana. Therefore, I love you.

  • Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 28, 11 at 4:43pm

    Waterdrops shut the fuck up. Texts like these are why I read this site. So help me, if you try to ruin my fun, I will fuck your shit up.

    • 50 48
      Submitted by jennax27 on Mar 29, 11 at 2:19pm

      you tell the bitch LOl

  • Submitted by damn_gurl on Mar 28, 11 at 3:04pm

    I think my subconscious added that you were naked during that. I like that idea better

  • Submitted by leviticusmeow on Mar 28, 11 at 4:35pm

    Fuck Yeah Third Eye Blind!!!

  • Submitted by s3x1n3ss on Mar 28, 11 at 7:43pm

    So.. Why did you leave?

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 28, 11 at 4:17pm

    doot doot doot, doot dada dooot

  • Submitted by snuffaluficus on Mar 28, 11 at 9:50pm

    I have ridden with drunk drivers and stoned drivers and trust me. High people are FAR better drivers.

  • Submitted by koric57333 on Mar 28, 11 at 5:58pm

    Ahh weed

  • Submitted by Rawrrrrz83 on Mar 28, 11 at 3:17pm

    This sounds like an excellent night. We should go burn cruising and blast wu-tang in my oldsmobile.

  • Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 28, 11 at 6:08pm

    Taipan I'm not going to say I'm a better driver when I'm stoned, but I'm certainly a more careful driver.

  • Submitted by kyekyegirl on Mar 28, 11 at 4:59pm

    I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life! I love 3eb!!!

  • Submitted by EDelaRosa on Mar 29, 11 at 12:17pm

    Haha the greater Seattle area! Finally a text from around the block, and it's fucking hilarious

  • 87 56
    Submitted by fromthepharcyde on Mar 29, 11 at 4:32am

    living the american dream

  • 92 66
    Submitted by jondime23 on Mar 28, 11 at 10:03pm

    Waterdrops, you are the definition of idiot

  • Submitted by Taipan on Mar 28, 11 at 5:52pm

    If you're going to do drugs, at least have the decency not to endanger others in the process. Stoners, please don't try to justify it by pointing the finger at drunk driving when you should be doing neither.

    • 81 82
      Submitted by twocups on Mar 28, 11 at 9:57pm

      Fuck every inconsiderate shithead who clicked thumbs-down on this comment. Pot is great; endangering others - even a little bit - is not great. It does not matter the slightest bit how well you think you drive high - your own personal judgment is not the basis of the principle in the first place.

      • 87 79
        Submitted by anon111 on Mar 28, 11 at 11:07pm

        http://www.ccguide.org/driving.php\n\nThis references a number of studies which state that Marijuana doesn't affect driving adversely, or very slightly affects it positively or negatively. The actual links don't lead to the studies, but if you search the article names in Google they are the first link in most cases. Assuming that driving while high is proven to be more dangerous then driving sober is bullshit.

        • 74 57
          Submitted by Taipan on Mar 29, 11 at 11:02am

          Again, there seems to be a lot of "well it's worse to drive drunk than to drive high, so driving high is justified." Uh, what? Your reaction time can still be impaired, and there could be many situations in which you need to react quickly to avoid a crash. It's not really even fair to compare alcohol and weed because at least in the US, alcohol is legal while weed isn't.

          • 73 70
            Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 29, 11 at 12:43pm

            An unrelated issue, but: it's stupid that marijuana is illegal at all. It's a plant that people have been smoking ever since God put it on his green earth. Marijuana being illegal is liking making tomatoes illegal. It was only ever made illegal in the first place in this country becaue the timber industry hired a bunch of lobbyists to protect their interests against hemp. Legalizing it would save $8-9 billion in unnecessary incarcerations and generate another $8-9 billion in taxes. Ok I'

            • 64 59
              Submitted by Taipan on Mar 29, 11 at 3:03pm

              Religion... not best way to make an argument. "God" put a ton of deadly plants here. Should we smoke and/or eat them too JUST because they're growing here naturally? Probably not. And eating tomatoes doesn't get you high. Industrial hemp is different than the marijuana used as a drug. It is unfortunate that we treat them the same because the hemp plant has a ton of uses.

            • 72 57
              Submitted by Taipan on Mar 29, 11 at 3:10pm

              And what I was saying about the legality - people are quick to point out that there are more alcohol-related crashes than weed-related ones. Well of course... alcohol is legal and there are many places that sell it. So people drive home drunk from said places. Were weed legal, places like bars for weed would pop up and, oh, more people would drive home high.

            • 61 62
              Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 29, 11 at 8:37pm

              Taipan, perhaps God wasn't the best name to drop, I was merely pointing out it grows naturally. And maybe it isn't the best idea to smoke potentially harmful plants, but if they are natural it's each person's right to choose to consume them. Marijuana has existed much longer than the laws banning it's usage, and it will last much longer.

      • 61 54
        Submitted by anon111 on Mar 28, 11 at 11:09pm

        and I'm not defending myself. I've never driven a car high.

  • 75 52
    Submitted by bee222 on Mar 29, 11 at 12:45am

    Correction, naked.

  • 79 63
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 28, 11 at 6:32pm

    I think I know who this is haha

  • 67 51
    Submitted by SuperNintendo on Mar 28, 11 at 11:34pm

    Thats along time to spend on a mission Crazy, yoir client didn't leave?

  • 75 71
    Submitted by butterf1yy on Apr 1, 11 at 1:10pm

    I sincerely want to do this

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:24pm

    Oh yea!!! I was supposed to get my child from soccer practice! OH SHIT!!!

  • 64 57
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 29, 11 at 2:59am

    I live to be, deep inside of you

  • 71 72
    Submitted by TheDude on Mar 31, 11 at 3:47pm

    been there man.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Apr 1, 11 at 9:27pm

    SOULMATE

  • 65 72
    Submitted by FORR on Mar 30, 11 at 3:31pm

    Hahah! Very solid TFLN!

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Plol1994 on Mar 30, 11 at 11:28am

    third eye blind<3

  • Submitted by byrdman78 on Mar 28, 11 at 7:40pm

    People still listen to third eye blind?

    • 68 72
      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 29, 11 at 8:26am

      stfu rebecca black

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Hole_Puncher on Apr 2, 11 at 7:18am

    Hahah i always do that. Get home and then realize i was supposed to drive somewhere lol

  • Submitted by waterdrops on Mar 28, 11 at 2:43pm

    You were so stoned you couldnt remember why you left the house but you were driving a multi ton steel automobile? Greeeaaat. Please dont reproduce

    • 66 67
      Submitted by grenadewizard on Mar 28, 11 at 10:29pm

      what if it was a multi ton fluffy automobile?? O_o