Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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