Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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