I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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