I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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