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  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:00am

    i hope next they try chili peppers. wooooooo thats erotic! hahahaha

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:06am

    11:38 It's the fucking third and fourth result on google. Do you have any concept of how to look up information?

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:51pm

    Using things that can break off inside of you is a terrible idea. Stick to devices made for masterbation!

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:29am

    Now that's getting your daily amount of fruits and veggies! Someone had to be funny, may as well be me.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:00am

    Whats wrong with people?! Since when is a cock not enough?! Now you use produce? Ack!

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:39am

    2:05 Douchebags get some kind of idiotic joy from being the first to reply on one of these. Even though they have absolutely nothing meaningful to say.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:56am

    NOOOOOO CARROTS!!!! HAVENT YOU BEEN WATCHING SPIKE?!

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:38pm

    ummmm okay I googled it and I'm still lost...what's GGG?

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:58am

    haha personally i quite like eggplant

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:04am

    What is this "First" thing about?

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:57pm

    Well, it's important to find a partner willing to indulge your fetishes. GGG kids, look it up.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:17pm

    what kind of fruits??

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:37pm

    radishes and sugar snap peas mmmm....terrible

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:13pm

    thanks demetri martin.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:01am

    look on urban dictionary

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:55pm

    Try somthing no one has ever heard as first post...Instead of first, try "I'm afraid of dolphins"

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:09pm

    I'm afraid of dolphins.