She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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