i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ ππΌ
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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