my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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