We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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