she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize