is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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