I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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