Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I didn't notice because vodka
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Who died my cat blue again?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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