I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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