She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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