Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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