I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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I'm at about main and main street
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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