Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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