I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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