evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize