I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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