Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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