The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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