seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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